So I found this unusual site...

[Filipower]

i hate fungae

 

[MaSsiVe]

you can mix it with yogurt and Chocapic, works all the time.
plus when it hits your brain you won't give a flying **** about its taste

 

[Filipower]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Vernon(79508)
Vernon(79508): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello there
You: please help me find anything you've got on mushrooms
Vernon(79508): Hello, I will be assisting you with your search today.
You: wow, you're fast.
You: do you want me to repeat what i said?
You: "You: please help me find anything you've got on mushrooms"
Vernon(79508): ok
You: are you kidding me? what are you, eleven? not those kind of mushrooms..
You: dude, seriously, are you being funny?

got cut off after that, why's everyone so uptight in that website?



i searched "the birds and the bees"

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cherissee(74724)
Cherissee(74724): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thank you
Cherissee(74724): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: sex.
Status: Session ended.
Session ending due to restricted content

i have absolutely nothing to do



searched for 'blowjob'

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jarima(83249)
Jarima(83249): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
Jarima(83249): What can I help you find today?
You: duh..
Jarima(83249): What can I help you find today?
You: it's kinda selfexplanatory
Jarima(83249): What is it that you want to know about it
Jarima(83249): Itis self explanatory
You: well..
You: how much?

..i could do this all week long

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jeremy(27194)
Jeremy(27194): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jeremy(27194): Hi there I will be helping you with your search.
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy jeremyy
Jeremy(27194): Would you care to tell me a bit more about your topic?
You: what up jeremiaaahh
You: i want you to like, search for it and stuff
You: jeremeissteeer
You: the 2 to the 7 to the 1 to the 9 to the 4
You: what up maan where you from?
Jeremy(27194): Please be patient while I look that up for you!
You: where you holla?hahaha know what i'm saying
You: it's all good i gots time
You: just trying to get to know each other and shiaaaat
Jeremy(27194): theres your links in the order you requested
You: gimme some more man you're on a rolll
Jeremy(27194): 2, 7 1 9 and 4 in that order
Jeremy(27194): what number?
You: aaawww no maaan i's talkin bout you numbers and shiaat..ss'all good tho, gimme some more "links" or whatever
You: the jereminatoor
Jeremy(27194): im the worminator my bro says
You: hahaha damn you bro is off the chain put him on

trying to hard on this one ....

 

[Mandieta6]

The simplicity of the 2nd and 3rd is simply pure genius.

 

[Mandieta6]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Alison(40499)
Alison(40499): Welcome to ChaCha!
Alison(40499): Hi! How are you?
You: I'm doing fine
Alison(40499): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: search for L Ron Hubbard
You: please
You:
Alison(40499): ok
You: and then kill him
Alison(40499): He's dead
You: well done! I will now pleasure you orally, as promised.
Alison(40499): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

 

[Sir Calumn]

You guys are amateurs

 

[Mandieta6]

Well la-di-da-dah Mr. Synagogue-burner.

 

[Mandieta6]

To commemorate my 5000th post, I've resurrected one of the best threads I could remember.

EDIT: Looking back, I've really overestimated my sense of humor.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Great dig man, and congrats on the big 5k, I guess. Sir_Didier_Drogba's post on the first page is pure class.

 

[::shinji::]

oh yeah, this thing.. I remember I tried playing around with it in the beginning too and ended up having a 2 hour chat session with the b!tch on the other end. It was a sad day..

 

[Sir Calumn]

God reading old threads is embarrassing. I cant believe I used to call people 'brother'

 

[Alex]

God reading old threads is embarrassing. I cant believe I used to call people 'brother'

At least you didn't sign off every post with:

"Cheers
sKIp_E"

OR

"TROD"

 

[Filipower]

 

[Papissama]

Niiice

 

[ShiftyPowers]

To commemorate my 5000th post, I've resurrected one of the best threads I could remember.

EDIT: Looking back, I've really overestimated my sense of humor.

You were just a kid. There's embarrassing stuff on here for every old timer.