1) When a girl rubs against you on a crowded bus/tube
no
2) Sleeping in the same bed as a girl even though nothing sexual happens
depends, yes i guess
3) Watching female newsreaders
yes
4) The gay rape scene in pulp fiction
no
5) Muslim woman in full postbox attire
no
6) Any scene in the first two harry potter movies
no
7) Fitness videos
no
8) John Wayne beating the **** out of someone
yes
9) Marks and Spencers food adverts (non UK members answer N/A)
no
10) Jessica Lovejoy in the Simpsons
no
11) Watching two ladybugs get it on
no
12) Listening to any form of rap/R&B music
no
13) Bald britney
no
14) Orthadox jews in full attire
no
15) Reading prossie ads in phoneboxes or the "entertainers" section of the yellow pages
no
Part 2 - do the following statements apply to you
1) I would rather drive 30 miles in a toyote pickup truck than eat a single piece of toast and honey
yes
2) If I get cum on the carpet I dont care so long as the white mark is not easily distinguishable as semen and dont try to clean it up
true
3) If I accidently get onto a bestiality site I take a quick look round before exiting
true
4) If I cant tell a girl is actually a man but someone tells me (s)he is it's still ok to jerk off to her/him
false
5) I find homeless people sexy
true
6) I wash my hands immediately after touching a dog
false
7) I would pay considerable money for the Obama and Clinton porn video if one ever leaked
false
8) I think I could make Ann Coulter change her wicked ways in just one night
false
9) If I cum in a girls eye and she gets really pissed off and I have to apologise secretly I dont mean it
true
10) I would have sex with Kader's girlfriend no matter what she looks like
false
11) I think Sylvester Stallone should make more movies
true
12) I would shove my dick in a vacuum cleaner if I didnt fear the consequences
false
13) I'd like to **** Prussian Blue in the shape of a swastika
false!
14) I read the bible for the sex scenes
false
15) During a gay sex act I would rather be the hamster than the man with the hamster in his ass
false