Take Sir_Didier_Drogba's ultimate sexual profiling test

[MaestroZidane]

How did I miss this??

 

[jschuck12001]

LOL, thought this was a new post. Oh well.

Part one - which of the following give you an erection - answer yes or no to each question...

1) When a girl rubs against you on a crowded bus/tube

Not Likely

2) Sleeping in the same bed as a girl even though nothing sexual happens

Yeah it happens all the time, but we have been together almost 3 years.

3) Watching female newsreaders

Not really

4) The gay rape scene in pulp fiction

No - I still fear the gimp.

5) Muslim woman in full postbox attire

No - in fact this makes my dick shrink.

6) Any scene in the first two harry potter movies

No

7) Fitness videos

If they get in that downward dog position and have a great ass then yes.

8) John Wayne beating the **** out of someone

No

9) Marks and Spencers food adverts (non UK members answer N/A)

I dont even know who this is.

10) Jessica Lovejoy in the Simpsons

No

11) Watching two ladybugs get it on

No

12) Listening to any form of rap/R&B music

No

13) Bald britney

No

14) Orthadox jews in full attire

No

15) Reading prossie ads in phoneboxes or the "entertainers" section of the yellow pages

No

Part 2 - do the following statements apply to you

1) I would rather drive 30 miles in a toyote pickup truck than eat a single piece of toast and honey


No

2) If I get cum on the carpet I dont care so long as the white mark is not easily distinguishable as semen and dont try to clean it up

No

3) If I accidently get onto a bestiality site I take a quick look round before exiting

No - I saw a donkey hump a woman in Tijuana so that was enough.

4) If I cant tell a girl is actually a man but someone tells me (s)he is it's still ok to jerk off to her/him

No

5) I find homeless people sexy

No

6) I wash my hands immediately after touching a dog

No

7) I would pay considerable money for the Obama and Clinton porn video if one ever leaked

Not Clinton but I would bang Michelle Obama

8) I think I could make Ann Coulter change her wicked ways in just one night

No

9) If I cum in a girls eye and she gets really pissed off and I have to apologise secretly I dont mean it

I definitely don't mean it.

10) I would have sex with Kader's girlfriend no matter what she looks like

Who?

11) I think Sylvester Stallone should make more movies

No, no Adrian!

12) I would shove my dick in a vacuum cleaner if I didnt fear the consequences

No

13) I'd like to **** Prussian Blue in the shape of a swastika

?

14) I read the bible for the sex scenes

No

15) During a gay sex act I would rather be the hamster than the man with the hamster in his ass

I dont have gay sex.