Tennis Thread

[fender]

She looks like she has the potential to be another of tennis's pin up girls.

Ivanovic won, she deserved it after missing out on winning Grand Slams twice, and she's gonna be on the August issue of FHM.

 

[Tosiek]

Yesterday's match was just

. Also can't wait for the new issue of FHM.


Today, there are some many fantastic sport events in similar time. I don't know what to choose. El Clásico at Roland Garros, MotoGP, the match studio before today's games with analysis, predictions and other cool stuff and F1.


VAMOS NADAL!!!

 

[Yossarian]

WTF? Nadal is an absolute machine on clay courts.....Has he ever lost a set on a clay surface, man?


Roger's gonna get mauled.....MAULED!

 

[Tosiek]

Nadal - too perfect to be true.

6:1; 6:3; 6:0

 

[Yossarian]

I feel compelled to unhinge my jaw in order to accomodate Nadal's manhood that's been rumored to be the size of a baby's arm holding a respectably sized apple and just go to town on it like a powerful whirlpool, man....that dude is such a forceful badass that he's liable to BLOW UP at any moment.

He needs to be coerced into breeding with one of the Williams sisters...preferably Serena. I wonder how we could deceive 'em into copulating with that terribly intimidating Fullback?


hmm...

 

[fender]

Wow, never seen Federer decimated like that let alone lose 6 love in a set.

 

[Filipower]

was that blonde they kept showing Nadal's girl?

 

[$teauA]

was that blonde they kept showing Nadal's girl?

Haha Fili

You would come into the tennis thread to ask something like that.

 

[Johnny_Big]

The girl was more interesting in the 5 seconds they showed than the whole game.

Federer just got owned there.

 

[fender]

Great match between Ivanovic and Dechy, Ivanovic really got out of jail when she saved the 2nd match point thanks to the net.

Its just like out of the first scene of the movie "Match Point" ball hits the net floats in the air and goes over to the other side of the court.

 

[Tosiek]

Safin made me happy today. He seemed like he was training for a couple of weeks which is very rare.

 

[$teauA]

Uh oh it looks like this is one of those times when Safin comes out of hibernation to win a major then goes away for two more years. We shall see.

 

[Filipower]

exactly, Safin is probably my favorite tennis player, so on one side I hate the fact that he doesn't quite give a ****, but on the other I love when he does stuff like this

 

[newbie original]

Shaparpova, after getting knocked out of Winbledon last year: I will win Wimbledon again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOT anytime soon you pretentious airhead!!! Sharapova gets hammered 6-2 6-4.

I hope that happens to Ivanovic next.....she absolutely did NOT deserve to win that match. I hope she gets what she has coming her way, and that's an absolute thrashing!!!

 

[leungtl]

I hope that happens to Ivanovic next.....she absolutely did NOT deserve to win that match. I hope she gets what she has coming her way, and that's an absolute thrashing!!!

If Sharapova and (more importantly) Ivanovic both get knocked out so early, what's the point of watching Wimbledon?

 

[Dipanjan]

If Sharapova and (more importantly) Ivanovic both get knocked out so early, what's the point of watching Wimbledon?

Yeah, what's the point?

 

[newbie original]

The Greenery. Admire how fine it has been cut............

 

[Johnny_Big]

exactly, Safin is probably my favorite tennis player, so on one side I hate the fact that he doesn't quite give a ****, but on the other I love when he does stuff like this

+ rep. Fav player as well. But I can't see him win this one. Actually, he says he hates playing on grass.

And Andy Roddick and Maria Sharapova out! Loads of favourites coming down on first rounds...

 

[Dipanjan]

And also Sania Mirza Gone......

Will Henman Hill now become Murray Mound?

 

[Filipower]

or the Safin Slope