The joke thread.

[Alex]

The best joke thread ever was the Stupid Joke thread from ages ago...I got loads of stupid jokes, but i cbf posting them all again...

 

[Limberopoulos21]

I'm surprised this thread is still alive.

Limberopoulos21's advice, quote stolen from a vampire flick!- if you meet hot spanish woman you say "Hey baby! El fuçko?"

If it works congrats, if it doesn't, good luck next time.

 

[henry#14]

Originally posted by OWENISAGUN
Alright i got some jokes. But take not
DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!
THESE ARE REALLY MESSED UP!!
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH!




**4 REALLY MESSED UP ONES!!! (about Babies)**
Q: what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
A: i don't have a ferrari in my garage...

Q: Why couldnt the baby crawl?
A: Coz it was nailed to the ground.

Q: Why couldnt the baby crawl through the door?
A: Coz it had a javelin through its head.

Q: What's more fun than fitting 12 babies into 1 bucket?
A: Fitting 1 baby into 12 buckets!

IF YOU ARE OFFENDE BY RELIGIOUS JOKES DONT READ THE NEXT TWO!!
Q: Whats is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face.

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang the picture...


I got some more, but are way 2 offensive 2 post here, this is the final one, this is only offensive to women,

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time

Thats it, if you were offended by these I apoligise, but i warned you!

 

[Limberopoulos21]

Originally posted by Limberopoulos21
I'm surprised this thread is still alive.

Limberopoulos21's advice, quote stolen from a vampire flick!- if you meet hot spanish woman you say "Hey baby! El fuçko?"

If it works congrats, if it doesn't, good luck next time.

I think I just killed thread with that one. Have fun with this, and make your speakers as loud as possible.

Whats wrong with this picture?

Remember, be patient.

 

[Glorious]

Re: The joke thread.

Originally posted by Limberopoulos21
Tell everyone your funny jokes or stories. Plz do not insult people, except for celebrities.

yeah good one.

Here is a riddle and then i am off!

What is ugly, moronic and stares in front of a box............YOU!!