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The Poker Thread

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
Sorry for the double post...:

Say Rob, have you played live tournaments before? I'll be playing a charity tournament with a lot of media coverage and I don't want to look bad, so:

Could you share some insights on how different live poker is compared to online? And can I approach a shoot-out tournament like a MTT or rather like a SnG?

Rather proud of my first live tournament (reaching the legal casino age of 21 next Wednesday) being such a big event.
 

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
Ummm, big difference.

A lot tighter. Basically don't worry about physical tells, you focus on the same things, betting patterns. The only physical thing I look for because everyone has to do it, is look at the hands.

The other things I do

- Dont look at cards until action gets to you, dont want to have AA, look early, start counting chips and everyone notices this before you shove or something
- Be as systematic as you can, dont rush yourself, if you have a monster hand, take the same time to bet as you would if you're going to fold
- Beware of talk. Talk always means monster.
 

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
:)



My profit for today at $11SnG, playing 4 at once for 5 hours.
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
That's it! After yesterday I will never ever organize a homegame again! You expect for your efforts in setting up something like that, taking a lot of your time and asking a buy-in of €5 that the level of play will be reasonable...

We start a 6-handed tournament and after about 2h we end up with the last three remaining. I'm second in chips and get 53s in the BB. Button folds, SB (chipleader) calls and I check. Flop comes: J52 rainbow. I can see by the reaction to the flop of the SB what she is thinking: the constant checking of the cards, of the flop, the raised eyebrows... You can't get a clearer notion of knowing she missed it completely. SB checks, I bet 2.5BB with my middle pair. She ponders about it for a while and then gets challenged by someone else at the table to raise me, which she does. I re-raise to double her raise. Again the pondering and I tell her to fold as I know she has nothing and she will still remain chipleader if she gives it up. Bang, she re-reraises me 4X my raise to put me all in. I push, she thinks for a while and calls (clearly irritated) showing 86s (she missed the heart on the flop).
I'm just about to count out my stack for the double up when I see the turn hit her 8. She gets all giddy like she has just made the most genious move in the history of poker, turning me into a more evil recreation of Hellmuth, getting in a rant which - for the sake of the children - I shall not post in here... I go outside to get some fresh air, get back in and the first thing I hear is: "Well, shows you the big part luck plays in this game." Man, I could kill a fluffy kitten at that moment.
Someone wanted to give me a chance to retain my honour in organizing a freeroll heads-up, which I horribly lost because of the tilting...

Sorry for this random 'venting of the mind'. Please continue the more constructive posting.
 

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
Oh, I hate home games with my mates, they are all crap calling stations who understand no concepts of poker, ie. position, gap concept, etc.

"I raise 10 BB with KK"

"I call with 5-3"

Flop : 5-3-T

I move in
I call

:(:(
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
ahhh so there is a poker thread! ... I like poker.

my mate was not too pleased about how he got knocked out :mexican:


and here's a little something I call the Megaflop :jambo:
 

rony31

Team Captain
I only started playing online for real $$$ about a month ago... use Ultimate Bet, it's alright, typical weird ass beats now and then but overall decent.

bought in $40US, went up to $140 at one point, then back down to $15, then noticed there were SnG tournaments and now I'm back to $160... wanna see if I can start getting into the 1000s :p
 
ShearerM4;2260821 said:
ahhh so there is a poker thread! ... I like poker.

and here's a little something I call the Megaflop :jambo:

haha, ****.

i once had something like that brought up in the flop. (As and 7s or something)

me face almost went like: :mexican:

Anyways, Ive googled for some poker tips (semi-advanced) but they're all 'buy this book' and 'sign up and we'll send you stuff', so can anyone help me with a good site that can provide me with some good tips and stuff?

I wanna learn a bit more about probabilities. I pretty much know how to read people, but Im a bit slow when it comes to figuring out the odds..
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
hanek45;2262855 said:
haha, ****.

i once had something like that brought up in the flop. (As and 7s or something)

me face almost went like: :mexican:

Anyways, Ive googled for some poker tips (semi-advanced) but they're all 'buy this book' and 'sign up and we'll send you stuff', so can anyone help me with a good site that can provide me with some good tips and stuff?

I wanna learn a bit more about probabilities. I pretty much know how to read people, but Im a bit slow when it comes to figuring out the odds..

http://www.thepokerbay.org/details.php?id=828

Knock yourself out
 

rony31

Team Captain
haha nice. so ya after getting rivered about 8 times Friday afternoon I concluded that UltimateBet is absolute bullsh*t so I withdrew my original $40US and put it back into my Neteller account and what was formerly $120 of profit is now around $12 :) needless to say when I went down to about $60 I started getting super pissed at the countless bad beats and started playing emotionally... but whatever, I'm done with UB's gayness. can anyone recommend a GOOD poker program where I should bother investing my money into?
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
rony31;2266976 said:
haha nice. so ya after getting rivered about 8 times Friday afternoon I concluded that UltimateBet is absolute bullsh*t so I withdrew my original $40US and put it back into my Neteller account and what was formerly $120 of profit is now around $12 :) needless to say when I went down to about $60 I started getting super pissed at the countless bad beats and started playing emotionally... but whatever, I'm done with UB's gayness. can anyone recommend a GOOD poker program where I should bother investing my money into?

You should try Pokerstars or Full Tilt: good games and nice fish ponds
 

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
rony31;2260912 said:
I only started playing online for real $$$ about a month ago... use Ultimate Bet, it's alright, typical weird ass beats now and then but overall decent.

bought in $40US, went up to $140 at one point, then back down to $15, then noticed there were SnG tournaments and now I'm back to $160... wanna see if I can start getting into the 1000s :p
What level SnG are you playing?
 

rony31

Team Captain
mostly $5+$0.50 buyins, 10-seat tables... 1st got $25, I won a few here and there until the bad beat ****fest that UB started putting down on me :( I just deposited $50 into FullTilt the other day, won my very first SnG (2+0.25, paid only $9 though)

where do you play, Rob?
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
rony31;2266976 said:
haha nice. so ya after getting rivered about 8 times Friday afternoon I concluded that UltimateBet is absolute bullsh*t so I withdrew my original $40US and put it back into my Neteller account and what was formerly $120 of profit is now around $12 :) needless to say when I went down to about $60 I started getting super pissed at the countless bad beats and started playing emotionally... but whatever, I'm done with UB's gayness. can anyone recommend a GOOD poker program where I should bother investing my money into?


Ahhh......you're finally setup internetly, eh?

http://www.pinnaclesports.com/


Come to the disgustingly degenerate dark side that is sports gambling then.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
I am so pissed that my Pinnacle account has been closed except for one pending bet. SOOOOO pissed.

**** George Bush.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
Aint that the truth, bro. The ****-storm of mass hysteria and anxiety that was generated when pinny pulled out of the US market was just unbelievable, man. And then those two former owners of Neteller got indicted and I almost had a heart-attack.

I'd definitely be rollin' in my grave right about now with the way these hypocritical laws against gambling are going if I were dead, man.

I mean, penis is a tough addiction to kic...errr.......ehhhmm! I mean gambling is a tough addiction to kick, you know? And nothing comes close to the convenience of internet gambling. I can register in under 5mins, transfer money from my bank account in a second or two and lose it all just as quickly as I've deposited if not quicker.
 

rony31

Team Captain
Yossarian;2274824 said:
Ahhh......you're finally setup internetly, eh?

http://www.pinnaclesports.com/


Come to the disgustingly degenerate dark side that is sports gambling then.

nah, I'm not good with sports gambling... I've only won proline once in my life, and it was a mere $23 back when I was only like 8 and would just guess teams to win... still remember to this day, Hartford Whalers won it for me (Y)
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
http://62o.blogspot.com/

What to expect:
- a guy successfully playing medium-stakes poker
- the same humour you might encounter in here
- voice-recordings of me playing poker (with my first try being me, playing poker during a homegame while being drunk)
- more stuff...

Enjoy & comments are always welcome!
 


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