The Real Madrid Thread [2004 - 2005]

[Vagegast]

Posh is all a buzz

Phil Kemp

A toy from her boy

David Beckham's latest million-quid pressie is sure to make the earth move for the missus.

Becks is apparently planning to buy Victoria "the world's most expensive sex toy", according to the Daily Star which, surprisingly, shows a passing interest in this news.

Splashing it on the front page, that sort of thing.

Funny that.

The diamond-encrusted pleasure probe is the creation of Pete Stringfellow, no less.

We didn't know the straw-haired love-codger manufactured bespoke vibrators. Don't say we never tell you anything.

As you can see this, yarn just gets classier by the minute, topped of with a quote from the prehistoric Mr Disco Fancy-Pants: "Victoria's such a beautiful girl - it would fit her perfectly," babbles the too-much-information club owner.

"They've got thrones, mansions, cars and now they can have the world's most expensive sex toy - Golden Balls and the Platinum Vibrato."

See what he did there, readers.

Can't believe you guys didn't post this earlier.

 

[SuRFy]

 

[Drvar]

Originally posted by Vagegast
Can't believe you guys didn't post this earlier.

I can't believe you POSTED it .

 

[datboy]

Originally posted by Vagegast
Can't believe you guys didn't post this earlier.

yeah, so she can have something to "play" with while he's out f*cking around.

 

[Dreath]

Now do Madrid really need ANOTHER striker?

 

[RonaldinhoBR10]

no they dont but robinho would be good in the team but we need like a good defensive mid.


also we wiull need more goood midfielders cuz zidane and figo will retire soon.






WE WILL WIN TODAY OF COURSE REAL MADRID X ALBACETE!!!!

REAL WILL WIN!!!

 

[fh_29]

6-1 Real Madrid, great game.

 

[Atlas]

hope Barca win so both will go to el 'clasico' with a win

 

[vitu]

I saw the best Madrid today ever. I'm an anti Madrid, but I must admit that they played good today (thing that don't happen very often)
Hope Barca wins today too.

 

[Rochester Rhino]

What a day for Madrid, winning 6-1 and barca losing.

 

[faceNside]

OK were are now "only" 4 points behind Barça; their first defeat of the seasson (in Liga) couldnt have produced in better moment

Our moral has rised up while Barça´s has surely gone down.

And also it seems that Ronaldo has recovered his killer instinct, and Zizou his magic.

 

[SB9Dragon]

An absolutely stunning victory. The team ran like a well oiled machine. Zidane was terrific, Figo was inspired, Raul was class, and Ronaldo was simply outstanding. This aggressiveness, this style, this class is the type I've been craving for in a team that I support and I'm happy to say that I've found it in Madrid.

 

[Vedran-10]

Just saw the highlights.Could have been double digits for Madrid.

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

what a f*cken game,...lets carry that momentum when we face barca...i cant wait!!!!

 

[datboy]

Here u go all my fellow Madridistas! ALL goals from this Outstanding match. Enjoy!

(right-click and save as)

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Ronaldo 1-0.avi

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Francisco 1-1.avi

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Zidane 2-1.avi

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Raul 3-1.avi

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Samuel 4-1.avi

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Owen 5-1.avi

http://www.3000.pl/adam/bramki/Madrid - Albacete Ronaldo 6-1.avi

 

[Raikkonen]

thx datboy

amazing win... but really bad news: Helguera is very doubtful for El Clasico

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Originally posted by Raikkonen
amazing win... but really bad news: Helguera is very doubtful for El Clasico

Oh God... seeing Pavon start in a Clasico is just _not_ right.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Originally posted by SB9Dragon
An absolutely stunning victory. The team ran like a well oiled machine. Zidane was terrific, Figo was inspired, Raul was class, and Ronaldo was simply outstanding. This aggressiveness, this style, this class is the type I've been craving for in a team that I support and I'm happy to say that I've found it in Madrid.

Um, how long have you been watching football, my friend?

Real Madrid is the greatest show on God's Earth.

 

[R.9]

Nice to see Real Madrid wining like this. I did not see that match but it see Ronaldo did a hell of a match. Good for him. Now to do the same v.s Barça

 

[mega montana]

wow, 4 points back of might Barca, i thought that lead was safe for sure and we were going to be relegated