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pooing on foreign territory (sponsered by fc infesta)

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Seán D

fm prodigy
AberdeenFC said:
i had to take a shít at the oxegen music festival in ireland. all the toilets were covered in shít, one even had a crap on the floor of the toilet. it wasnt very pleasant at all. my least favourite foreign territory crap of all time.
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haha. my campsites toilets stayed perfect. and there are hidden toilets around the back that no-one bothers to walk to. good weekend though. last years oxegen festival was much worse.
 
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AberdeenFC

Min
what campsite were you on? ours was about as far away as possible!! campsite B4000 if ever there was such a thing!! was an ace weekend, just wish the weather on saturday was as good as it was on sunday!

are you the irish guy that tried to nick my phone?
 
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Joe

Starting XI
I'm on the verge of pooing on foreign territory again.

Just gotta pick a time no one is likely to be in the bathroom.
 
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CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Now here's an interesting question....

At what point does foreign territory cease to be foreign?


I regularly destroy my dark domain here at the office, so for me it's not so foreign anymore. I almost feel comfortable there. I actually have more space for arm room than I do at home, so maybe it's even more comfy.
What do you guys think?
For me foreign territory is more like one-offs or really public washrooms.....
 
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Seán D

fm prodigy
AberdeenFC said:
what campsite were you on? ours was about as far away as possible!! campsite B4000 if ever there was such a thing!! was an ace weekend, just wish the weather on saturday was as good as it was on sunday!

are you the irish guy that tried to nick my phone?
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i was in B12 around the railings. not too far from the slingshot actually. toilets didn't even smell all weekend. and yes, i needed a new phone so i decided to try and pick on the tourists haha :ewan:

the rain was a right pain. but at least we got VIP tickets to the MTV tent saw a few great bands there. got interviewed by MTV2 aswell and several radio stations. good times, the sunday night was far toooo cold aswell
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
was at my house lastnight (in Sheff), still dont feel entirely comfortable depositing with a Vanessa Feltz-sized dump.

Smaller toilet too, so splashback is more of a problem :(
 
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Joe

Starting XI
...there was a guy taking a piss as I walked to the one stall. He said, "Hey," I uncomfortably said "hi." Standard waited for him to leave then unleashed my GREEN (what's that mean?) fury.
 
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AberdeenFC

Min
Seán Denny said:
i was in B12 around the railings. not too far from the slingshot actually. toilets didn't even smell all weekend. and yes, i needed a new phone so i decided to try and pick on the tourists haha :ewan:

the rain was a right pain. but at least we got VIP tickets to the MTV tent saw a few great bands there. got interviewed by MTV2 aswell and several radio stations. good times, the sunday night was far toooo cold aswell
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no way i think we could have been rather close!

kill bill 2 was on the big screen on sunday night and my mates wanted to watch it! i watched some of it before dieing cos it was so cold and i only had a tshirt on! no, not even trousers or boxers! :fool: how ace was the silent disco!!!
 
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Seán D

fm prodigy
haha - it was great when you're goin mental listening to your song, turn around and the person next to you is listening to a slow one. brilliant. world cup penalty shoot-out was great too.

thought it would have been a bit too cold for wearing just a t-shirt :rockman:
 
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AberdeenFC

Min
i'm from aberdeen i'm hard as nails.

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yeah the pen shoot out bein shown after franz was class, i was chantin scotland songs durin it for some reason!
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
depends, in Switzerland they make you pay. "Mr Clean" or summet, not spending my precious swiss francs on it, ill just wait until i get on the plane.

Then have the "enjoyment" of crapping for free, at 30,000 feet.
 
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smoove

Reserve Team
Tom said:
depends, in Switzerland they make you pay. "Mr Clean" or summet, not spending my precious swiss francs on it, ill just wait until i get on the plane.

Then have the "enjoyment" of crapping for free, at 30,000 feet.
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we have "mc clean" at munich central station,too...costs 80cents but the toilets are extremely clean.
airport toilets are unbeatable,tho.
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
oh yeh, Mc Clean was utterly spotless, but then, for that much money you arent exactly expecting a **** lodged in the u-bend are ya?
 
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