The North American soccer thread [R]

[Arnau]

I see more black and white than red in NJ.

 

[chygry]

I play as right/left back. I am good defensively and fast but poor stamina.

Those two don't work together so well, perhaps you should reconsider your position in the field. I mean stamina is essential for a full back. Which footed are you, asking just out of curiosity.

I used to be quite good when I was younger, could play every position in the attacking department, both flanks and as a striker etc you know the deal, but unfortunately I probably can't play football never again because of my right leg. I mean I could but not so well and would have to use my weaker foot all the time. Sucks but what can you do.

 

[Bobby]

lol.

Four minutes in, City, Jr. already behind.

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

America wins the Champions League. 10th Mexican win in a row.

Montreal actually led for awhile but they were on the receiving end of an underwear ripping wedgie in the second half.

Hahahahaha...

Helloooo Japan.

 

[Bobby]

Top seed Tigres eliminated by Santos and second seed America eliminated by Pachuca in the Liguilla quarterfinals.

 

[Back Door Skip]

I wonder how long Pachuca will be able to keep Erick Gutierrez and Hirving Lozano.

 

[Bobby]

Maybe for another year or two but not much longer than that. Damm is probably going to Europe this summer.

 

[Bobby]

Also, Houston's fans have an "Against Modern Football" banner at their game.

The Dynamo relocated from San Jose.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Maybe for another year or two but not much longer than that. Damm is probably going to Europe this summer.

Damm seems overrated to me. He seems like a Marco Fabian, that possibly could go to Europe but won't for one reason or another. Would be nice to be wrong, though.

 

[Mus]

The A-league grand final is today Bobby, if you're interested

 

[Bobby]

I used to watch it but Fox put it on some God forsaken channel that I don't get. I heard the FFA chairman fell off the stage though.

 

[Mus]

I used to watch it but Fox put it on some God forsaken channel that I don't get. I heard the FFA chairman fell off the stage though.

Yeah, his white hair had a big dirty grass stain on the side for the rest of the presentation

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I like Sydney FC because in order to familiarize myself with FIFA 15 I transferred a World All Star XI to them and dominated the A-League.

 

[Mus]

Pretty sure that's Alex's team

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

Damm seems overrated to me. He seems like a Marco Fabian, that possibly could go to Europe but won't for one reason or another. Would be nice to be wrong, though.

Jürgen Damm is the 2nd fastest player in the world, second only to Gareth Bale.

He needs to bulk up if he wants to play overseas though, similar to Diego Reyes. They both looked like twigs at one point.

Marco Fabian scored a hat trick in their 4-1 demolishing of Atlas before Atlas fans raided the pitch and proceeded to confront the police. Embarrassing.

America just fired their coach Matosas and rumors are he's going to be replaced by Nacho Ambriz. Gawd, I don't like where this is going.

 

[Bobby]

They're acting like a bootleg Real Madrid with all this coach firing.

 

[Back Door Skip]

America is a bootleg Real Madrid.


And Chivas, barring they win the tourney for once, are a failed imitation of Barca.

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

A bootleg Real Madrid...



NEVERRR!

 

[Bobby]

NASL is expanding to Miami (Miami FC) with a team owned by media mogul Riccardo Silva and Paolo Maldini.

 

[Bobby]

Chula Vista FC and PSA Elite (Orange County) both beat USL teams in the cup tonight.