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MaSsiVe said:jokes are overrated.
andy_of_arsenal;2227867 said:KFC stands for:
Krap Food Center!
surprisingly that actually made me laughandy_of_arsenal;2227867 said:KFC stands for:
Krap Food Center!
goal_machine84;2254168 said:A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a
jaybird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are
as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal."