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So I found this unusual site...

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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
snakeboy_16;2262374 said:
Oh and i think i get some rep points.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mario
Mario : Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Mario : Hello
You: do you want to win 500$
Mario : Hmm I don't know.
You: you can win it if you play with the online quiz
Mario : Wouldn't anyone want to win money.
You: but do you want it
Mario : ok
You: awnser me this question
Mario : Yes
You: where did jesus meet the devil in the bible
You: clock is ticking
Mario : on the nount
Mario : While he was fasting
You: yes
You: this is correct
Mario : and praying alone
You: you have won 500 $
Mario : ok
You: if you can give me your contact information so wecan send you the money
You: name
You: ?
Mario : [email protected]
You: thanks
You: we will contact you ass fast as we can
Mario : ok
You: but what will you do with the money
Mario : Spend it
You: on what?
Mario : business
You: ok
You: hope you have a nice day now
You: byebye
Mario : Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rip_off
 
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night

Starting XI
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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DebraB
DebraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
DebraB: Hello
You: Pancakes is all I want!
You: Just millions of links to pancakes
DebraB: ok
You: I like pancakes. Don't we all?
DebraB: I do
You: No pancakes!
DebraB: now this one is cool
DebraB: pancake pillows
You: I don't want any pillows. Just pancakes!
DebraB: ok, sorry
You: Wow wow wow! More pancakes!
You: But no pillows!
DebraB: ok LOL
DebraB: Is that enough?
You: Nope! 8 is a good number, but nowhere near my required number of PANCAKES!
DebraB: Im running out of space, I can send about 3 more
You: Ok send them send them! Mmmm
You: Thank you! I'm in love with pancakes! I need more
DebraB: ok, thats all I can do
DebraB: I hope your going to rate me great on this one :)
You: PANCAKES
You: NOW!
DebraB: Thanks for using ChaCha, we appreciate it, come back soon
DebraB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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S

SouthAfrica fan

Banned [Idiot]
Life Ban
some that i did

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LoriM
LoriM: Welcome to ChaCha!
LoriM: Hello
LoriM: How can I help you?
You: hi, how are you
You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
LoriM: Im good thanks and you
LoriM: LOL
You: no serious can you please answer my question
LoriM: Me me get you a site that finishes that saying
You: alryty i can feel my stomach tighten in anticipation
LoriM: lol....your funny.....thanks for making me lauhg
LoriM: *laugh
You: haha, no problem, can you please tell me what on earth a wood chuck actually is, and who made that tongue twister
LoriM: lol
LoriM: here ya go...
LoriM: this is a wood chuck!
LoriM: and he chucks wood!
You: oo thankie, aint that a beaver, who decided to call that a wood chuck?
LoriM: Chuck!
LoriM: lol
LoriM: guess its a groundhog
LoriM: are at least in the family
You: those things look like they have damn sharp teeth i wouldnt wanna come close to that
LoriM: I know what you mean!
LoriM: better to just let them keep chucking wood:)
You: i mean it looks like they can only cut up wood, chucking is a whole different story because they dont have very big arms
LoriM: Hey...have a great day
LoriM: and thanks for the smiles
LoriM: come back again!!!!!
LoriM: Take care
LoriM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.




Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElenaR
ElenaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
ElenaR: Hello and welcome to ChaCha!!!
ElenaR: How are you doing?
You: hi Im looking to buy a child
ElenaR: ???
You: preferably under ten grand
ElenaR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: ok a black cute child from an african country that costs less than $10 000
ElenaR: to adopt?
You: yes
ElenaR: ok one min
You: cool, this will make me famous like madonna and angelina right?
ElenaR: umm no
You: well, its worth a try
ElenaR: Are these results sufficient?
You: hmm, they look good but i want something that will make even more news than angelina or madonna, do you have any ideas??
ElenaR: no
ElenaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: hmm i heard you can buy a country now, is that true??
ElenaR: not sure but you gonna have to open another search
ElenaR: Have a nice day!!!
ElenaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.





Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristieS
ChristieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristieS: Hello
You: hi there, can you book me a trial with manchester united??
ChristieS: What can I help you find about football today?
ChristieS: You are looking to book a flight?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MatthewM
MatthewM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there, can you book me a trial with manchester united??
MatthewM: Hello, how are you?
You: im super, can you book me a trial with manchester united??
MatthewM: a trial?
MatthewM: if you mean a try out, no I cannot book you a try out
MatthewM: this is a search engine, not a temp agency
You: yes so that alex ferguson can see my talent and sign me as a player
You: yes but where else must i go, cant you see what you can do please
MatthewM: I would suggest trying to book one yourself
You: im way too lazy to do that plus i would need a scout to spot me first
MatthewM: There is absoltly nothing I can do, for one this is a US system, I dont even have contacts with anyone in the UK
MatthewM: Im sorry, don;t know what to tell you
MatthewM: Would you like to search for something real or shall I end the session?
You: hmm how bout LA Galaxy??
You: are you there
MatthewM: yes I am here
MatthewM: I asked if you would like to search for something real or not
MatthewM: If not I must end this session
You: so can you get me a trial at Los Angeles Galaxy, beckhams new club
You: how about an application form to get into hogwarts
You: how much do you get paid to not even reply to me
Status: Session ended.

and for the +rep challenge here you go...


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Rose W
Rose W: Welcome to ChaCha!
Rose W: hello
You: hi
Rose W: how can i help you?
You: im in the music business, im quite well know and i need you to do me a favour
Rose W: what is it?
You: im writing a new song on cellphones but i need someone to compose it for me, wont you be a dear and do that for me, please
Rose W: Please hold one moment for your results.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaT
You: hi, im in the music business, im quite well know and i need you to do me a favour
MelissaT: Welcome to ChaCha!
MelissaT: Sure what can I help you find?
You: im writing a new song on cellphones but i need someone to compose it for me, wont you be a dear and do that for me, please
MelissaT: compse a song for you?
You: ya, please
MelissaT: are you looking for a cellphone ringtone composer?
You: no i need you to make the lyrics and organise the music for it
MelissaT: one moment :)
MelissaT: That is not a service we provide
MelissaT: We are a search egine
MelissaT: I can find you a composer service
You: but you are special thats why i want you to make the song, c'mon i know you can do a great job, whats your email address i can give you my details there
MelissaT: ok [email protected]
You: ok thanks i will contact you there
MelissaT: sure thing, looking forward to it, have a good day
MelissaT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
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rony31

Team Captain
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanetS
JanetS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
JanetS: hello
You: hi how are u
JanetS: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
JanetS: I am fine and you?
You: great thank you
You: ok well heres the deal
JanetS: sure
You: lately ive been watching a lot of movies on Pay Per View
JanetS: yes?
You: and ive come to the realization that women are much more into intercourse when its with another women
You: therefore, i would like to learn how to become a lesbian
JanetS: sure
You: dont you agree, janet, that lesbian intercourse is a lot more passionate then hetero intercourse?
JanetS: I don't know, sounds interesting though
You: it is
You: my last girlfriend never wanted to make love, she'd always be making excuses like "im too tired" or "ive got work soon" or "my mother's in the room"
You: if i was a woman she'd be all over me though
JanetS: oh
You: that's where you come in janet.. see i cant afford a sex change
JanetS: oh
You: so the best i can do is learn to become a lesbian
JanetS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes actually
You: you wouldnt happen to be a lesbian would you?
JanetS: i don't know what i am
You: oh so you're in sexual limbo?
JanetS: just that i am a grandma
JanetS: yes
JanetS: i live in Mexico
You: oh thats nice
You: so have u ever had a lesbian experience?
You: back in your hayday?
JanetS: i take care of a 95 year old lesbian
You: now you're just toying with me
JanetS: no, am serious
You: get outta here!
You: thats outstanding
JanetS: she is a photographer and her girlfriend died 10 years ago, she broke her hip
JanetS: i help her
You: oh thats horrible
JanetS: yes but she has a marvelous personality
You: would u mind putting her on as my guide? maybe shes got some pointers for me
JanetS: and very generous
JanetS: i don't think she can come to the computer
JanetS: she uses a walker
JanetS: it is difficult for her to move around
You: understandable
You: well do u mind shouting to her everything i say and typing whatever she says back?
JanetS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
JanetS: ok
You: you're a doll, janet
JanetS: bueno
JanetS: do you speak Spanish?
JanetS: she speaks Spanish
You: no im sorry
JanetS: well i can translate
JanetS: what do you want to know?
You: thank you for that
You: ask her if females ejoy oral more, or if they prefer being penetrated by some sort of phallical object
JanetS: she says she prefers any kind of love
JanetS: is there anything else?
You: yes please
JanetS: we are only allowed to stay on for 10 minutes
JanetS: sorry
JanetS: just a few secs left
You: dont worry i will give u a good rating
You: can i have ur email then?
You: and we can continue some other time
JanetS: sure
JanetS: it is [email protected]
You: great
JanetS: thanks
You: you've been great, when i become a lesbian you'll be my first lover
JanetS: she looks forward to hearing from you!
JanetS: sure, great
You: i love you
JanetS: have a wonderful weekend
JanetS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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I

ishan1990

Senior Squad
this is my first try... you guys are absolutely hilarious. i thought mine would be a good idea, poor execution ruined it though... here it is anyways
search: penis pills
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferB
JenniferB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey there sweetheart
JenniferB: Hi!
JenniferB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: now i gots me a delicate little situation that needs some handlin
You: hello?
JenniferB: yes
JenniferB: I can see that you do
You: now whats that supposed to mean missy?
You: are you tryin to insult me?
JenniferB: That means you need help "down there' and i am going to find sites to help
You: now i thank you kindly, but its not the kind o' situation that your probably thinkin of
JenniferB: Ok then what is your problem?
You: no see... thats exactly what i dont need (gave me sites for penis enlargement)
You: well first, are you old enough to handle this here problem?
JenniferB: Ok please specify what you need?
JenniferB: Yes I am....
You: i just wanna make sure you know. i seen those pedos on the tv... i aint no pedo
You: ok
JenniferB: we have to be 18 plus to work here.
You: ok ok good to hear
You: i need some pills to make my tool soft
JenniferB: Now what can I search for you?
JenniferB: Ok then just a moment.
You: every dang time i look at a man it just gets harder an harder
You: i think it may be an infection or somethin
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JamesC
JamesC: Welcome to ChaCha!
JamesC: Hello
You: damn, just your name makes me hard
You: i need some pills to make my dick soft
JamesC: How may I help you with your search?
You: i just told your ass
JamesC: Soft?
You: yea soft
JamesC: whats wrong with you dick?
You: it gets hard whenever i flip on that cowboy channel
JamesC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
JamesC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

wow, i havent posted on these forums for forever. forza italia btw, i never got a chance to say that here when they actually did win it all

edit: are they allowed to give out porno sites? because...
search:naughty blondes hard at work

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SherrieP
SherrieP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey there
SherrieP: hello
You: do you think you can find what i'm lookin for?
SherrieP: give me a moment and i will see
You: thanks a bunch
You: could you hurry up please?? i'm loosin my rush
You: nniice

site
http://www.pennbiotech.com/portal.php?q=

i dont wanna give a link to a porn site here, so its not complete...

if you add the word blonde to the end its complete.... but its really a bad site. i'll take it down if its against the rules
 
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King

My ass smells like your mom
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KikiT
KikiT: Welcome to ChaCha!
KikiT: how are you
KikiT: how can I help
You: I am very well and highly energetic
You: How about u?
KikiT: wonderful!
KikiT: i am very well
You: Excellent!!!
You: What country u from?
KikiT: you got me on the energetic thing though
You: Thx, its always my pleasure
KikiT: lol
You: So whats going on?
KikiT: How can I assist with your search
You: Umm i am looking for a church to get married
You: in
KikiT: ok
You: I live in New York
KikiT: where are you located
KikiT: ok
KikiT: what part
KikiT: and what faith are you
You: Queens
You: Christian
KikiT: I am from the Bx
You: no actually half jew- half christian
You: Ahh Cool!!!
KikiT: ok
KikiT: hang on
KikiT: looking.....
You: Sure i am waiting
You: and more importantly i can't wait to get married
You: I am waiting for the results :)
KikiT: me too
KikiT: lol
You: haha thats so Funny :D :D
KikiT: im working on it for you
You: Take your time
You: I am in no rush, i have all day
You: :)
KikiT: hopefully it wont take that long
You: Its alright i have time
You: I got one link
KikiT: more to come....
You: Cool!!!!!!!!!
KikiT: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Those or some great links
You: But let me asked u this question before you give me more links
KikiT: you like?
You: yea the links are very good
KikiT: I planned my wedding a year go
KikiT: ago*
You: NICE!!!!!!!!!!! '
KikiT: pretty hard to do
You: Yea, but i just have this question
KikiT: need some sites for dresses
KikiT: stuff like that
You: yea u can provide me the links
You: but i have a question
KikiT: sure
You: its very important
You: Its kinda private and as i see u as my friend i hope u don't share it with someone else
KikiT: uh huh
You: Do they allow Brother-Sister to get married? Will the father do it?
KikiT: not sure
KikiT: you'll need to read up on NYS law
KikiT: but I don't think so
You: Can u get me the NYS law or not?
KikiT: sure
You: Dude that Link for dress is mind blowing
KikiT: its nice
You: and they are so cheap omg and they are so good
KikiT: yea
KikiT: nice quality too
You: YUP
KikiT: hang on
KikiT: looking
You: Cool
You: I mean i spoke to this lawyer and he said i won't have any problem
You: its not like gay marriage you know....
KikiT: yes
You: Its just this pure love between brother and sister
You: Forge t about the law
KikiT: ok
You: I need one more thing and thats it
You: Can u help me find that last thing?
KikiT: incest is a class A felony in NYS
You: Ohh Crap!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Even if we both agree?
You: Its not like rape you know
You: I will speak to my lawyer but can u help me find this last thing
KikiT: what is that
You: than i won't bother u anymore
KikiT: how can I help
You: I need a cloth with a hole, I don't know if u know the jews rituals and stuff but in our culture we can only have sex with our wife through a cloth
You: we cannot touch each others body
You: just for pure reproduction
You: can u help me to find that special cloth?
You: Its fine if you can't
You: ....
KikiT: I am not finding any results on that
KikiT: would you ike me to transfer you to another guide
You: ok, thx what was ur name again?
KikiT: you dont see it there
You: Ohh, we also cut clitoris of our wife so she can't have any pleasure
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WildaD
WildaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
WildaD: Hello
You: Hi there
WildaD: What can I search for you tonight?
You: I am looking for some chopped clits that i can attach to my wife
You: can u help me?
WildaD: Let me transfer you to someone more knowledgeable than I on this subject
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: johnb
johnb: Welcome to ChaCha!
johnb: Hello
You: Hi
johnb: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: My wife don't have clitoris so she can't have the pleasure
You: she wants a new pair of clits
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi, I'm Amy. I'll be your search guide today.
You: Hi, i am looking for emma's clits
AmyA: Are you looking for places to get married in Queens?
You: I found them....
AmyA: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.
 
K

Krypton X

Senior Squad
rony31;2262835 said:
I honestly thought she was ******* with my head at first :(
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She might've been, cuz she said she lived in Mexico but they never employ people outside of the US. And the part about the 95 year old lesbian who's girlfriend died after breaking a hip sounded like she was taking the piss.

This bit was just priceless tho (H)

You: my last girlfriend never wanted to make love, she'd always be making excuses like "im too tired" or "ive got work soon" or "my mother's in the room"
You: if i was a woman she'd be all over me though
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Sir Calumn

Guest
king, you rock (Y)

And Rony has shown remarkable talent in seducing elderly hispanic lesbians.
 
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