The Dating/Courtship Thread

[King]

I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.
Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Arthur finally came,
And he played the game.
Where he pulled the Excalibur in vein,
Which left Sir_Didier_Drogba in unbearable pain.
He cried day and night,
Excalibur was shoved up his ass to end the fight.

 

[Alex]

I would have gone for shite instead of trite but his was better.

I thought that too. Don't think shite is used much outside the UK (and occasionally Aus and NZ) though.

 

[Alex]

King that was terrible terrible terrible. You can't just end lines with the same sound, and ignore the number of syllables altogether.

 

[King]

King that was terrible terrible terrible. You can't just end lines with the same sound, and ignore the number of syllables altogether.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Alpha. As. Fuck.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Nickolson!!

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Imagine if Carlos Nicholson and Silvio Berlusconi went out on the town together...

 

[fender]

Pimp.

 

[Mus]

Imagine if Carlos Nicholson and Silvio Berlusconi went out on the town together...

No woman left unturned

 

[Mandieta6]

Is that the actual conversation that took place?

 

[ARIAGA II]

Oh yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkoh9bd4t8

 

[Filipower]

Fucking Boss.

 

[Mandieta6]

I like her more now.

Carlos is pretty awesome.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Alpha. As. Fuck.

Awesome.


Anyway, who the fuck is that chick and why is the internet suddenly jam packed with her picture on it?

 

[MaSsiVe]

Maybe because she won the Oscar for best actress? Get your shit together bro

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Awesome.


Anyway, who the fuck is that chick and why is the internet suddenly jam packed with her picture on it?

Haha, yeah bro. In addition to winning the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role on Sunday, she is a mega hot 22 year old who I nominated for the babes competition 2 years ago because of this

This was the 2011 Oscars, where she was the third youngest person ever nominated for Best Actress.

She's also the star of The Hunger Games which was a massive blockbuster last summer.

 

[leungtl]

She also takes no crap from reporters... in the nicest way possible.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I saw her in Winter's Bone a couple of years ago when she was just 19 and it was immediately apparent that she was a genuine talent. I think people have warmed to her so much because as we all know women are generally far less good at acting than men and get less good parts mainly achieved by their looks, so usually the bet actress oscars go to some pretty but vacuous actress in an overrated role designed to be their one "prestige performance" (ie Theron, Berry, Jolie etc) or Meryl Streep yet again. Therefore having the oscar won by a new and genuine talent who has the potential to become a true great and her whole life ahead of her makes a really pleasant change, and the fact she has a likeable personality means we can all be happy for her as well as respect her.

 

[Filipower]

Fuck, she's 4 months younger than me.

 

[Filipower]

Always the boss. He's with Clooney and he's still the boss.